do any of you even know my name

Jamie, hunny is that you?

(via monsters-inside-us-all)

You do not know the true meaning of being late until you’ve peed, brushed your teeth, and showered all at the same time.


oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via meqabitch)

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