radjew:

do any of you even know my name

Jamie, hunny is that you?

(via monsters-inside-us-all)

You do not know the true meaning of being late until you’ve peed, brushed your teeth, and showered all at the same time.

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via meqabitch)

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